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Hello, dear C.A.X members ! Dear leader Duncan, I took the liberty of publishing this message, waiting for the end of the fanfiction contest. A nice and little interlude...I guess.

Anyway. Here we are, a few days before the long waited release of Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days ! A few days before we find ourselves going all kyah/gaga or fangirlising over our favorite couple : Axel and Roxas ! Mwahahahaha ! But that’s not the only thing. While you’ll be wondering why Demyx is such a damn coward, why Marluxia bullies Roxas, and how on earth Xemnas managed to escape the men in white ‘till now...the most important question you’ll ask is : “Great God, tell me why Nomura sama did feel the need to add this fuc**** Mary Sue ? WHY does she even exist, that damn Xion ?!” A great wonder, I swear.

Yes...Beware, my comrades ! She’s near... Yet, I, Flammula, the 31st member of our respectable organisation, I am here to help you. To prepare your spirit to face the worse. Everything isn’t that dark, as the devil sneak into our beloved video game. If you feel harrassed by Xion (Shion as the japanese pronouce it, or Shitonher if you prefer) because of her plain existence and her mere presence...you CAN give her that back ! I’ve played the game, and so I tried it for you...(yeah alright, I’m showing off ‘cause I can read japanese xD though, I swear it took time to translate some of the talks. =3=) As I feared, Xion is indeed completly, and by irritating means, useless. Alas, you have to team up with her during some of the missions.

So, I come up with a little tip to releave you from your suffering, and cheer you up a bit. While she’s beside you and is to no use at all, in a distressing way (‘cause this dumbass can’t use her weapon and because her spells don’t hit their target most of the time), you can take your revenge on her. No, I’m sorry, but you can’t beat her with your keyblade. It doesn’t reach her. On the contrary...as soon as you begin the missions with her, you come to face those little Heartless we already know : they’re little bombs which blow up after a 5 to 0 countdown... That IS such a pleasure to play golf with them. Your target : her dull face x3 And it works. You can even appreciate her cry of hurt. Such a small thing to cheer you up, some should say. Others would say that’s delightful...anyway, everyone will agree that, that’s better than nothing.

Last thing~ I must share this last but not least detail : You will just love the first cut scene~!

Flammula out.
Xion, you shall perish, for your mere existence is an awful sin. The Mary Sue shall be banished from Kingdom Hearts. hum. XD