Ten reasons for killing Xion UPDATE

SPOILERS! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE GAME

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1/ DUNCAN: Then, Axel, what is your opinion of Xion?

AXEL: She's still ruining with my chances with Roxas? ... Seriously, she remains useless. She fled two times in the game. Two times that I brought her back. She is depressed and friendly, and, suddenly, because "it's the best choice", she fights me and make Roxas leave the Organization before dying! My only friend…

DUNCAN: *sobs*

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2/ DUNCAN: Superior? … What do you think of your creation?

XEMNAS: Oh… you mean Xion?

DUNCAN: Yeah. No 1.

XEMNAS: Like that I said before, she was a traitor. She was a complete mistake. My ideas were fabulous and she ruined everything. I didn't need her. She was just a kind of doll, who cried more than a normal doll… Fortunately, I never was in the same room with her.

DUNCAN: Yeah, you lucky.

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3/ DUNCAN: Hi, Kairi.

KAIRI: Hi there!

DUNCAN: What do you think about Xion now?

KAIRI: First: she has got the same voice than me. Second, she wasn't really a girl: if, most of the time, she was the girly copy of myself, two times she is a boy. So, you can't really love her, because of her temperament that changes every time and "her super powers that are fantastic she can steal Roxas'powers and then everyone wants to save her so she's nothing but a Mary Sue". Anything else?

DUNCAN: Nope.

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4/ DUNCAN: *whistles* Jiminy!

JIMINY: Hm?

DUNCAN: Xi…

JIMINY: A story that is difficult to understand ain't it? Seriously, she's the character who is sooooo important that nobody has heard of. A simple add-on, because the designers sound like they hadn't any great idea for the story of KH:Days. A very simple add-on, because her story is definitively the same as the Roxas'one.

DUNCAN: Yes, thanks for your comment, Jiminy.

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5/ DUNCAN: *is hiding behind her computer* Have you beaten the Darkness in your heart?

RIKU: …

DUNCAN: Great, I can talk to you, then.

RIKU: ANSEM!

DUNCAN: …!

RIKU: I'm joking!

DUNCAN: *had nearly a heart attack* What do you think of Xion?

RIKU: She remains a Mary-Sue. Like Kairi has explained, she had great powers, she had a lotta friends (include myself, yerk), everyone was loving her, everyone was regretting her when she died, she hasn't ANY DEFECTS (be depressed, sorry, but it's a temporary state). No, really…

DUNCAN: Thanks.

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6/ DUNCAN: Zexion again!

ZEXION: Yeah. Why people don't stop putting me with Sora and Ven?...

DUNCAN: We talk about Xion…

ZEXION: She's appeared like Sora and Ventus, ain't she? She haven't EVEN got her own herself! She has stolen all the memories from Sora! She isn't even a real Nobody!

DUNCAN: OK, thanks again, Zexion.

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6/ DUNCAN: Hey, Sora! Are you alright?

SORA: *yawns* Yup.

DUNCAN: About Xion?

SORA : The only one thing that she has helped to do is wake me up. Otherwise, in the 2/4 of the game, she couldn't use the Keyblade. In a 1/4, she stole Roxas's powers and let him with a piece of wood to fight. And, in the 1/4, the only moment when she could use the Keyblade, she ran and didn't use it. It's completely crazy!

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8/ Comment of a deviant who has played KH 358/2 Days and hated Xion :

"Xion is annoying. I decided to get the game, and though it's in Japanese as far as I can tell they're just shoving the character down our throats--I mean like HOW many missions in a row must we do with her?! People who defend her just can't see the glaringly OBVIOUS Sue aura radiating around her. Being canon is not an excuse. T'is just a failed attempt at filler. The game ended up being more about XIV than XIII, way to crush my expectations, Squeenix. Owell, I guess I'll just look forward to BBS..."

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9/ DUNCAN: I'm going to speak alone… I played the game until the 100%, and then I can claim : XION IS THE ONLY PLOT OF KH:DAYS. We all looked forward a game about the Organization XIII and Roxas/Axel friendship… just a little about Oblivion. ALL IS ABOUT HER. We were hoping to discover something about the Axel's life or the Ansem's lab assistants… Just one only time when we can see during 2,99 seconds Ventus. If the gameplay weren't great, sure I would tell you that game is WORTHLESS.

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10/ DUNCAN: Alone again. I heard lotta people told me that they loved Xion until playing the game. And why creating a character that a lot of people hate and MOREOVER, who won't appear in another game because everyone has forgotten her? WHY DID WE HAVE TO STAND HER DURING THIRTY BORING HOURS WHEN SHE IS FORGOTTEN BY EVERYONE AT THE END?

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*/ JIMINY: The voices are just in English and Japanese, as I told you before. The voices are great, but what a shame…

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Written by ~DuncanHeart. Special thanks to ~Kumie-san and ~Twilight--XIII.
Sorry for the broken English.